You must be a Dominican if....

You expect a meal at a restaurant to take a minimum of 2 hours.
You expect the news editors to NOT remove mutilated/burned/dimembered bodies in the news.
You throw your used toilet paper in the trash instead of the toilet.
You put a machette in your jean pocket while driving your motorbike. (this is a serious pocket knife)
You ride in the trunk of the car (rear on bumper and legs in the trunk) if there's too many people already in the cab.